Digital libraries and knowledge graphs need a way to organize very large collections so that related works are close and any work is quick to reach. The classifications libraries inherited for this, such as LCC and DDC, are maintained by editorial staff, are partly closed, and were not built against a stated, measurable objective. We propose the opposite: a general classification that is fitted, under the constraints that make a classification usable on a shelf or in a browse list, to the same quantity that a companion survey and benchmark (Awad, 2026) ranks existing schemes by. The objective is J = D + 0.005 N, where D is the normalized Dasgupta cost of the class tree on a fixed similarity graph (Dasgupta, 2016) and N is an expected navigation cost in bits with a per-level charge. Two constraints are hard: every class is a contiguous run of one fixed shelf order (the optimal-alphabetic-tree constraint of Hu and Tucker, 1971), and new works are filed by splitting leaf classes only, so that every existing class keeps its code, label and parent. On a corpus of 10,000 arXiv papers the fitted prototype has 110 hand-labelled classes and reaches cost 0.1722 in sample (average linkage 0.1518; arXiv's own categories 0.3333; the best existing scheme reached through the same lexical classifier 0.6414, from the survey). Filing 500 library books as new works created 16 classes and changed no existing identifier. Fit, filing and scoring share one embedding: the held-out skill of 0.922 falls to 0.896 when the same fit is scored on the graphs of the two other models, and on books the average falls from 0.806 to 0.731. The scheme has also seen only arXiv, and labels for inserted classes are weak. We state those limits plainly, release the scheme as CC0 open data, and ask whether a learned, open, order-preserving classification can become a general one.